1.
Your job will require you to regularly loan the organization money through travel expenses and the purchasing of essential supplies. In return, our accounting office will create a discouragingly complex process for you to get your money back, and then treat you with suspicion.
— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) April 10, 2024
2.
Everyone else: We did a thing
— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) August 10, 2021
Nonprofit: We conceived, strategized, planned, funded, built, prototyped, piloted, launched, and built grass roots support for a thing
3.
We've created a master dashboard to track all of our dashboards.
— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) February 13, 2023
They're all Excel spreadsheets.
4.
The company we've hired to redesign our website doesn't have a website.
— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) March 6, 2025
5.
We're all fundraisers!
— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) February 25, 2025
6.
For this new position, we are only accepting applications from people who have washed out of their corporate careers.
— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) January 30, 2025
7.
The person who called this meeting that starts in five minutes suddenly has something else to do but would like the group to meet anyway and share the notes with her.
— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) January 31, 2025
8.
We will only fund you if you can demonstrate that you don't need the money. And if you don't need the funding, then we should probably put that money somewhere it will do more good.
— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) February 18, 2025
9.
Before we discuss this urgent issue that demands an immediate decision, I'd like to nitpick about process.
— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) February 4, 2025
To read previous parts, visit the following links: Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V, Part VI, Part VII, Part VIII, Part IX, Part X, Part XI, Part XII, Part XIII, and Part XIV. You can also find more tweets from @nonprofitssay here.
