1.
Hear me out: Instead of fighting the people causing all the problems in the world, let’s PARTNER with them!
— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) July 17, 2024
2.
Just found out that two of my direct reports are being paid more than I am.
— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) August 19, 2024
3.
We provide community-based solutions, because community solutions just don’t have the right ring to them.
— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) August 8, 2024
4.
The funder is excited about our work, but wants us to identify a deliverable that is more than an output but less than an outcome.
— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) July 21, 2024
5.
We’re not talking real money here, just staff time.
— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) June 18, 2024
6.
Again, I’m trying to not work this weekend and will not be checking email. But you have my number to text if it’s urgent.
— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) May 25, 2024
7.
Everyone agrees that the consultant we hired for our strategic planning was terrible and that our Strategic Plan document is deeply flawed, but oh well we're committed to it for the next five years.
— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) April 11, 2024
8.
Your job will require you to regularly loan the organization money through travel expenses and the purchasing of essential supplies. In return, our accounting office will create a discouragingly complex process for you to get your money back, and then treat you with suspicion.
— Shit Nonprofits Say (@nonprofitssay) April 10, 2024
To read previous parts, visit the following links: Part I, Part II, Part III, Part IV, Part V, Part VI, Part VII, Part VIII, Part IX, Part X, Part XI and Part XII. You can also find more tweets from @nonprofitssay here.
